Friday, June 10, 2011

Question #3

If your partner comes home and tells you he has herpes or HPV but (s)he has not been unfaithful just enjoying a hot summer night without mosquito repellent, are you going to believe him/her?

"Researchers say they believe the mosquitoes picked up the STD's from the skin of the people they bit."
Well duh. I'm thinking I wouldn't want to have mosquito bites down there. Good reason to keep your undies on when mosquitos are around.

Feeling like there's way too much money being spent on mosquito research and not enough on making sure "Pee Here" pads actually entice a severely dumb dog to want to tinkle on the pad and not on the carpet.

me

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